The lawyer says to the CEO: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news."
The CEO replies: "I have had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million …"
The CEO replies enthusiastically: "Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what is the bad news?"
The lawyer answers: "The pictures are of you having sex with your secretary."