A Visit from my Agent
After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighbourhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smouldering remains of his house.
Explaining who he was he asks "What happened?"
"Well," one of the officer's says, "It seems that your agent came by your house earlier today and while he was here he attacked your wife, assaulted your children, beat your dog and burned your house to the ground."
The actor is struck speechless, his jaw hanging open in disbelief... "My agent came to my house?"