Big Cash

Big Cash

It may make the world go round, but it doesn’t grow on trees. However, there is a lot of it available if you’re willing to print it, or, order the professional version, coming soon in the Coolfidence Box. Just remember, it’s not legal tender. If you really try to cash it in at a casino, you’re on your own.

Guide lines
Ready, Steady, Go!

Stash your pro or homemade million dollar note in a pocket or wallet, ready for action at all times.


Have you been working out, because you look like a million bucks?

Lend me your ears

Reach for the note.


In fact, I really think you should cash in on your looks.

Seal the Deal and Reveal

Hand them the million dollars and wait for their pleased reaction.


Take it, you deserve it. Just don’t spend it all in one place, it’s a lot of money.

They should now be smiling, even though it’s not a real note.

Some extra lines you can try

  • Money talks… mine just keeps saying goodbye.
  • See if the bartender can make change from this.
  • I’ve got a million reasons for us to spend time together.
Alternative ending

Give them the note to keep, tell them to pass it on because it’s good karma. (The smiles, not the money.)


Pay it forward.

Anticipated responses and retorts

Does money really get people talking?

If I answer that then …

Is money the root of all evil?

A man needs roots.

Do you ever put that where your mouth is?

What a question!
Good follow ups
When & where
When to use it
  • When you want get people’s attention in a very direct way – money talks.
  • When you want to prove that big money means big movement.
  • When you want to show funny money in action.
Where to use it
  • office
  • general informal meetings
  • customer visits
  • socializing
Getting ready
Items required
  • Print the million dollars or get the professional Coolfidence version
  • Just have the million dollars lock and loaded in your wallet or jacket pocket.
Training required
  • Time is money and this one is ready to go – you save big time!
Watch out (potential unexpected effects)
  • Some people make hit you up for some real cold cash.

type type

Do It Yourself (DIY)

material material


size size

dollar bill dimensions

durability durability

does not handle the money laundry

source source

an old novelty (see more at Google Images)

time to impact time to impact

pretty much there and then

size of audience size of audience

this works well with any size group

possible health risk possible health risk

you may get some hearts beating faster

reusable how many times you can use it

once per person or group

training needed training needed

just do it

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