Chop Stick Chin

Chop Stick Chin

Breaking the ice in a restaurant or pub gets conversations started. With small things on hand, you too can get tongues wagging. Grab a pair of chopsticks and you’re ready to go.

Guide lines
Ready, Steady, Go!

You can use a few different materials to make this happen, but a chopstick is best for this situation. Break a tip off one chopstick as per the photos and place it in your mouth, without anyone seeing.

Get someone’s attention by waving the intact chopstick.

Lend me your ears

You:

Behold as I push this chopstick through my chin, into my mouth? Possible?

Don’t challenge them to get it right before you – it could end in a trip to the hospital for them.

Seal the Deal and Reveal

Adjust the tip of the chopstick in your mouth without being obvious. With your tongue you can place it facing upwards, in the same direction as the bottom of the chopstick, held against the bottom of your chin and mouth.

Make a ‘wah!’ or pained expression as you ‘push’ the chopstick into your chin. This involves sliding the chopstick down into the palm of your hand as per the photos – no real pushing into flesh required (or suggested).

Some extra lines you can try

  • Nothing gets people talking like a chopstick to the mouth.
  • No people or chopsticks were harmed during this stunt.
  • I think I’ve made a point, come through my chin.
Alternative ending

Using a straw works just as well. Try them both out. And practice in front of a mirror, revealing the straw or chopstick in your mouth with maximum effect.

 
Responses
Anticipated responses and retorts

Do you always put your chopstick with your mouth is?

Funny. And yeah, right after I put my money there.

Is this a form of kung fu?

This is Coolfidence dude – it is all about the kung and the fu and you.

Do people take this stunt on the chin?

Under the chin, and all the way through – practice makes perfect.
Good follow ups
When & where
When to use it
  • When you want to give people a wee scare.
  • When you want to raise a few eyebrows.
  • When you want to get a vibe going.
Where to use it
  • The breakfast table
  • The office canteen
  • Cocktail parties
  • Socializing at the pub
Getting ready
Items required
  • Some chop sticks
Preparation
  • Break the top off a chopstick and place this end chopped off bit it in your mouth without anyone seeing you.
Training required
  • Practice this in front of a mirror a few times to get the hang of it.
Watch out (potential unexpected effects)
  • Don’t push a real chopstick through your chin under any circumstances.
Details

type type

Do It Yourself (DIY)

material material

wooden chop sticks

size size

they should fit in your pants or jacket pocket

durability durability

you will need new chop sticks every time you give this a go

source source

the ether

time to impact time to impact

pretty much there and then

size of audience size of audience

one-on-one or a small group

possible health risk possible health risk

don’t go stabbing yourself in the chin

reusable how many times you can use it

many times

training needed training needed

practice this one a few times in front of a mirror

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