Fancy a Freebie?

Fancy a Freebie?

Most people enjoy a free gift. It suggests that someone’s thinking about them, or that they’re special in some way. So how do you bring this gifting spirit to the world without an expense account? Simple. Print out some letter B’s, or write them down in freehand and cut them out. Alternatively, order the professional sponge versions, for maximum palm concealment, from Coolfidence HQ (coming soon).

Guide lines
Ready, Steady, Go!

Have your letter B’s cut out and not of site, in your pocket or bag.

You:

I know it’s not your birthday, but can I give you something?

Lend me your ears

They’ll be keen.

You:

How about a freebie?

Seal the Deal and Reveal

Throw the letter B down in front of them, preferably at table height for maximum effect.

You:

There you go, a free B just for you…

They might take a second to get it, but it should get them smiling. Throw down some extras to add to the occasion.

Some extra lines you can try

  • Take some more, I’m big into freebies. (Handing them some more B’s.)
  • Don’t tell me I never do anything for you.
  • Please tell the boss that I’m a team player and that I gave you a freebie.
Alternative ending

If you have the impressive pro version from Coolfidence, and you know the person well enough.

You:

You ever seen a freebie in 3D?

Lob the sponge B’s towards their face. (These obviously won’t hurt them.)

 
Responses
Anticipated responses and retorts

Did Shakespeare approve of this?

Funny! To B or not to B.

What is with all these B’s?

Seeing is B-leaving.

What kind of a freebie is this?

The Coolfidence kind.
Good follow ups
When & where
When to use it
  • When you want to get people to smile.
  • When you give people a funny surprise.
  • When you want to have a light moment.
Where to use it
  • sales meetings
  • general informal gatherings
  • customer visits
  • socializing
Getting ready
Items required
  • The letter B printed and cut out, several times
Preparation
  • Have your B’s out of site and ready to surprise.
Training required
  • Try not to reveal the B’s right away – let the moment simmer a bit before bringing out the B’s.
Watch out (potential unexpected effects)
  • Just B-have.
Details

type type

Do It Yourself (DIY) or the Coolfidence box

material material

a printed cut-out of the letter B – you will need a few B’s

size size

B

durability durability

it’s a B

source source

our friend Marco

time to impact time to impact

pretty much there and then

size of audience size of audience

this is best in a one-on-one

possible health risk possible health risk

babkas

reusable how many times you can use it

once per person

training needed training needed

try not to show the B’s right away

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